loved how I could picture this in my head and it made me smile:
Ms Lottie : I caught the neighbours wandering pig in one of my empty chicken coops the other day. Watching her scratch her behind on the posts in (almost disturbing) ecstasy was very funny. Oink!
and of course this answer:
Patch Andi: I'm with Cam .... BACON! (Just don't tell my rabbi)
And this clever observation about homelife....
Loz and Donny: I like pigs because apparently they are very organised ... in their wee piggy pens they sleep in one corner, eat in another, poo in the next one and play in the last. I keep thinking if they came and stayed with us ... they could organise my house ... except for the poo bit ... for the most part we've got that down pat.
actually ...tell a lie ... the poo bit too..
So email me with your details so I can post you you piggy brooch.... and if anyone wants to buy one for a special- next-couple-of-days- only- because- I- am- in- a- giving- mood-price email me too: firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks everyone for entering.