press release

Worldwide media today was stunned with news from a small town in NSW,  Australia. Cath, owner of hugely successful brand Chunky chooky baked muffins.  Long term friends are said to be stupified. A close friend stated "I think she is loosing it, Chef has been away for a couple of days and she has been largely house bound by the rain... I can't get over it... sorry I need to lay down". Her mother apparently needed sedation. Another long term friend is said to have fainted.

 Chef is unaware of recent events and cannot be contacted for comment, he is expected to be home later today. Press are eager to see how he will cope with the news  -there is a large amount of speculation. "It could go either way. They have been together for 10 years and she has never baked, I don't know what he will do. He may be threatened by her obvious skill." Medics are on standby to ensure Chef copes with the shock.

Inside sources say Busy was very confused when the idea was first mentioned - she is quoted as saying         "cook with mummy????" The muffins are said to be banana and chocolate. We have been able to obtain these exclusive pictures of the muffins.

Not bad huh???